The award for worst attempt at a pick up line in Hartford Connecticut goes to David at the Half Door last night, for saying this all in one breath:
"Hi, are you drinking water? My name is David."
And he gets an honorable mention for creepiness by offering up (in response to "Hi, um yes? I'm Laura.") again with one breath:
"Oh and I'm definitely too old for you. How old are you, how old do you think I am?"
"umm... 31?"
"Wow. Wow." as he walked away.
Lock up your daughters - David's on the loose!
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