...at least I think I made it up. The name is original at least:
The Double-Butt Punch
It involves me punching everyone on my softball team in the butt, one cheek at a time - alternating cheeks (a left, right, left, right if you will... and I know you will)
They love it! Julie is the only other person who doles out the DBP, but everyone's gotten at least one. Some people prefer the open palmed ass-slap. To each his own.
The best Double But Punches, to date, took place at the Pig's Eye Pub on Friday night, when people were playing pool. I did it to everyone, and one of the Matts on our team brought his lame-ass girlfriend. She was the only one who didn't appreciate the punches. She was standing in a circle of people I knew... therefor either a. asking for it, or b. I was sure that she would have felt left out had I not attempted. She turned around instantly and said (quite seriously and a little scarily) I don't even KNOW you. Which is barely true, because I met her before at that very same bar a week before. I won't ever touch her again - and she will be sorry.
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perhaps she is just accustomed to the donkey punch and is having trouble making the transition?
haven't we been doing this for quite some time? or is this a modified butt punch?
hi klaus!
I think this butt punch is modified. If only in the fact that I yell/giggle/whisper "double-butt punch" while actually punching.
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